Customer to me: Boyfriend?
Me: No.....
Boss: Oh our Ashley doesn't do boyfriends.... *laughs*
Me:...er what?
Boss to Customer: She only has ever got drunk twice in her life.
Me: Erm.....
Me actually thinking sarcastically: Oh yes I'm a typical Spinster who doesn't have a social life.
I restrain myself from throwing something particularly hard at him and loosing my job.
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